My Name Is — Verse 1

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)

"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off