Marshall Mathers — Verse 2

Scored May 17, 2026

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Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?

You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy

Now because of this blonde mop that's on top

Of this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?

The underground just spunned around and did a three-sixty

Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies

"Oh, he just did some shit with Missy

So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"

My fuckin' bitch mom's sued me for ten-million

She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin'

Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit?

All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress

Which is it, bitch: Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers?

It doesn't matter, [your attorney Fred Gibson’s a] faggot

Talkin' about I fabricated my past

He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Ugh!)

So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?

For every million I make, another relative sues

Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper

All of a sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey, it's me!)

A half-brother and sister who never seen me

Or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV

Now everybody's so happy and proud

I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house (Hey!)

And then to top it off I walked to the newsstand

To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp

Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast

And what do I see? A picture of my big white ass

Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some help (Uh, here!)

"XXL! XXL!"

Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell

Aw, fuck it, I'll even buy a couple myself

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