The Real Slim Shady — Verse 3

Scored May 17, 2026

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I'm like a head trip to listen to

'Cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder, "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting

Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh)

Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

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