My Name Is — Verse 2

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life, I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her

(Oh, thank you)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

(Ahh, ahh, ahh)

So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"